At this point in time, it’s impossible to know if Britney Spears is real.

We don’t even really know if she was ever real.

She could have just been a series of holograms, early AI before they released the consumer grade AI that is manipulating our minds and shaping us into the autistic moronic robots we are…

So the thonged ass may or may not be Britney’s thonged ass, either way it’s an old picture so it’s not what her mom ass looks like anymore, but it’s a thong and as someone with a passion for thongs, a THONG FETISH if you will, which I didn’t realize I had until recently when the thong became less mainstream…but that I definitely have, I can’t think of a better way to wake up, than to Britney’s thonged ass in photo.

I figure there are a lot of better ways to wake up, rich, with an erection, getting a dick suck….but for the sake of the site, this is the best we’ve got and it’s good enough even if it’s not very good.

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All is right in the word.

You’ve got your anti-establishment, rebel of a president is hard at work actually making moves to improve your life…freeing people like the Silk Road guy who I wish I knew more about back when he was at the top of his game, buying contraband with Bitcoin when it was 1 dollar a Bitcoin, like the nerd you’d think I’d be having a website….but I’m the wrong kind of nerd with a wesbite.

AND Britney Spears, the CORPSE of Britney Spears, the AI that is Britney Spears or the BODY DOUBLE that is Britney Spears is producing dance videos in sheer lingerie like a ROMANTIC from her prison cell of a mansion…

Maybe one of hero Trump’s executive orders should be actually FREEING Britney Spears because like 9/11, the Moon Landing, Aliens at the Bottom of the Ocean, Antarctica….we have a RIGHT TO KNOW…

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In the event you haven’t realized, Britney Spears videos are the most interesting thing being put out in this mindless pop culture cycle that has been 2024.

I could do some year end wrap up or review where I dig through my google analytics and let you know what the most popular posts of the year were.

However, being blocked by google means that no posts go viral accidentally. Not having social media means no posts go viral accidentally. Not doing any marketing means no posts go viral accidentally. Not having link partners mean no posts go viral.

So every post has the same number of 3-5 views.

Which means I must take it upon myself, use my own analytical brain, and figure out the hottest story of the year, which I have done here and now by posting Britney Spears in her black thong doing an awkward dance.

The re-animating of the Britney Corpse using AI technology that is on the Blockchain is just everything you’d want from the demonic AI future ahead of us.

I’m into lingerie, girls dancing in lingerie and most importantly…thongs.

I’m also into the 00s, which were a far simpler time when we were in the dark and weren’t obvious victims of the globalist conspiracy.

We could mindlessly eat our affordable foods, stare at paparazzi pics of celebrities who didn’t waste their time producing social media content because they were too important for that kind of thing, they weren’t pushing branded products on us aggressively or launching their billion dollar instagram brands.

It was a simpler time, where I also liked half naked chicks dancing in thongs.

Sure, Britney’s in her 40s which is disgusting if she’s still alive, but this probably isn’t Britney, yet I will accept it as new Britney Content because it’s new to me, even if it was shot 10 years ago before they strapped her to a bed in her basement and medicated her into the fleshy vegetable they’ll wake up if they need a public appearance and can’t get away with using the body double.

Is she a ghost, is she animation, is she a zombie, is she digitally rendered, is this old content, is this body double? Who cares, it’s all that mattered in 2024.

Bring on 2025 motherfuckers.

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I got hate mail for being a “right wing conspiracy theorist”.

Apparently, I was funnier before I became a hater of the vaccinated non-racists.

Life is better when you’re a right wing conspiracy theorist who hate the gays and the trans because they are freaks.

Life is better when you accept Jesus into it.

Especially when you have drug addicts or corpses like Britney Spears producing some of the weirdest quality dance videos.

Nothing says Holidays like a good “Weekend at Bernies” re-animation of a dead pop star.

Truth be told, we’d jerk off to her tits, even if they weren’t implying they were alive.

It’s BRITNEY BITCH. GHOST TITS>

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I may not be as quick as you are in getting these Britney Spears dance videos, it’s unfortunately not any exclusive content but rather something posted to her instagram and picked up by the TMZs of the world.

However, being slow to the draw, since it’s not an exclusive feature is fine when no one comes to this site for exclusive content, or even for my witty banter because no one comes to this site.

But it does make for a nice and weird place for me to catalog social media posts as if I care so much I pay a fucking server every month to host this shit and I have for 20 years.

Despite having no interest in celebrities, but falling into some sort of celebrity bear trap, similar to when these women first figure out how to use their vaginas to get producers and executives to give them a shot, only with no actual purpose or financial gain.

So here’s some Britney who I like to think is dead and replaced with AI or a body double because the original Britney was either killed off for knowing too much, or accidentally died like she was Michael Jackson, who is probably not actually dead but in hiding after faking his own death for knowing too much, otherwise they would have replaced him to keep on earning from him.

Anyway, Britney is in Mexico, her dances are more seductive and half naked because the sun and sand. Her brother is apparently with her spending her money on over-the-counter drugs you don’t need a prescription for that we’ll assume he’s spiking her tostadas with so that he can keep on spending her money.

It’s all so exciting, especially if she is dead because I’ve never seen a corpse, but then again, I never worked as an undertaker and I don’t have a necrophilia thing….

I am waiting for a Britney sex tape, I would like to be the one producing that sex tape. I could use the views.

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Britney Spears may be dead, but they are still WEEKEND AT BERNIE-ing her, which is a nice gesture to keep her memory alive and use her money for good not evil and by good not evil, I mean meth, which may be evil because meth addicts all hear demons in their heads.

You probably know celebrity gossip more than I do, since I don’t pay attention to any of this shit, I’m just interested in seeing these people sexualize themselves, trying to give boners, doing desperate moves despite being big earner.

In other words, I’m here for the tits in motion….

But last week, Britney’s brother’s wife or girlfriend, who looks like a street whore, was going mental on her social media about how Britney’s brother is in Mexico with Britney because they are moving there and he is spending her money on meth and hookers, which sounds like a fucking dream. Free meth and hookers off the back of your half retarded, if not dead, sister.

If your sister was some mentally stunted, possibly dead, vegetable they present as a pop star through weird dance videos, you’d probably want to have access to all her money to do the things that make you happy….like meth and hookers.

So they say Britney is in Mexico, moving to Mexico, buying real estate in Mexico, not wearing luchador masks in Mexico, eating Taco in Mexico, beach life in Mexico but where she’s producing the same medicated and weird dance videos in the dark from inside in Mexico…. which is why I think is stock footage or AI, but like her brother, I’ll pretend she’s still alive, not to spend her money on meth and hookers because Britney videos are MY meth and hookers. Does that make me a necrophiliac, or just someone who fucks retards?

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I am a firm believer that if Britney Spears or her team of handlers that like you to believe she’s not dead while being totally dead, put out a video of her dancing weirdly, we should all do the decent thing and watch it.

Britney Spears is a legendary industry puppet who has been abused by the industry so hard that she ended up a braindead retarded weirdo and/or dead.

Her dances are so low quality that it is high concept, because we know she’s professionally trained, meaning she wants it to be bad…by design.

She claims she is moving to Mexico, where she may be killed off by the Cartel…so this is her house hunting in Mexico the way I’d want a girl to behave if she was here viewing the soiled couch I am renting in my shit stain of a basement apartment for 1000 dollars a month because it’s a housing crisis and she’s a Ukrainian refugee with a PUSSY….

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I like to think that Britney Spears is dead, but based on her content, she’s still worth fucking….

It’s the accessible necrophilia because she’s not a rotting corpse, sure the pussy may be rotten, but the rest of her is some reanimated flesh puppet you can use as a fleshlight…

The 45 year old mom, who MUST be a body double or sophisticated AI must be tolling us, because she is struggling so hard with her dance moves, like she’s drunk or her brain meds have given her vertigo.

They want you to believe that this is Britney Spears, DISNEY kid with 30 years of professional training…

I call bullshit…

Her captions help secure that this must be part of some higher level conspiracy:

Mystic temple and prophecies only felt by movement and revelations because the opening of the heart is one the world’s most beautiful mysteries !!! Am I the key ?

I don’t know much about the Satanic music industry, but I’m thinking this one is one of their sacrifices I’d be more than happy to scrape off their Satanic Sacrifice altar and fuck with either face or penis….because it’s BRITNEY BITCH…

Nice outfit choice momma. Dead or not, she’s a legend.

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Britney Spears slipped into a leopard print one-piece bathing suit where she danced like a really skilled professional dancer who spend a lifetime in the dance studio doing dances and not like an awkward aunt at the Christmas party with one too many egg nogs, or a woman in her 40s forced to work the day shift at the strip club because she developed an opiate addiction and she’s got crackhead energy in every awkward step you know she things is high concept and interpretive.

I am of the conspiracy that Britney is dead or this is a body double.

It could be old content before they killed her off or maybe it’s actually Britney in some bunker they don’t let her out of crying for help with this weirdness that includes brushing her teeth, drinking her Fiji water, doing a hand-puppet show or sign language SOS messaging with a titty grab.

Really, it doesn’t matter because her half naked middle aged dance routine is the kind of weird and crazy I get down with…

The captivity or potentially dead makes the jerking off to her dancing more meaningful…and if she’s AI, even better since your girlfriend is too.

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The highlight of the week already happened in the form of Britney Spears, or the body double that plays Britney Spears, playing around in the ocean in a yellow bikini in what may be old content that she is repurposing…so from humping the air like a horny medicated retard…to crawling around in the tropical waters on all fours….featuring a bathing suit being eaten by her vagina…which is coincidentally a bathing suit that would be amazing if eaten by me….but only after days of use and weeks of fermentation in hopes of having a spiritual trip like micro-dosing mushrooms….to find some kind of enlightenment…where my fungus of choice is Britney’s toxic, medicated, pussy juice aged to perfection….because I’m weird.

What I am trying to say is that Britney may be dead, but she doesn’t need to be alive to be ALIVE to me…if you know what I mean..

I know the necros and doll fuckers out there get what I’m saying….SICKOS….

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