Sabrina Carpenter is not the daughter of Karen Carpenter, the fearless singer who died from a will to be thin….which is the passion most women should have when it comes to being skinny…because fat is disgusting…and we need to stop empowering and celebrating it…it’s pretty embarrassing…

Sabrina Carpenter is her own kind of singer regardless of not being related to the Carpenters, these things happen….and I am sure I wouldn’t like anything of her music, but that’s not saying much, I think this whole computer generated pop music shit is mind numbing and possibly the reason society gets number and dumber…there’s no reason why they wouldn’t include dog whistles in their songs like Josie and the Pussycats that tell people to buy shit they don’t need….without them even knowing it….

She’s got 25 million followers on Instagram has been a Disney Kid so she matters…and in mattering it is our duty to share her gyrating shoulders in some fluorescent tube lit prison… to help her with her marketing efforts and your weird 21 year old popster fetishes…you creep.

JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES!

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Sabrina Carpenter has close to 25,000,000 followers on instagram. That is ridiculous…partially because I have no fucking idea who she is….but that’s not saying much…I don’t even remember the trending stars of the times unless they have massive tits or whatever….but clearly she matters…

I guess she’s a singer who recently performed for the first time on the Late Late Show…which I assume is James Corden and I hate that fat british elf….his song and dance bullshit is fucking irritating and his yelling at his fans as he is fake excited about his winning at life…because you know he thinks he’s more clever than the rest of us…we realize you pulled off a scam you chubby cherub fuck…

Anyway, this was her preview pic, for people who google her, since the majority of people, despite her 25 million followers have no idea who she is…and the skinny legs in pantyhose and heels is a great look as far as I’m concerned so keep the sleazy coming….literally and figuratively…if you know what I mean…if not..maybe I should have wrote CUMMING not COMING…you LITERAL autistic fucks.

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