I don’t know why this never happens to me when I’m in stores.
I see all this content on the internet of rogue exhibitionists performing public nudity in efforts to get viral content and to not be caught….yet I’ve never been in the library sitting behind a masturbating girl. I’ve never been at Walmart buying CHEESE PUFFS where some girl gets down on all fours to put a butt plug in while her mom films her, you know the family has hopes and dreams.
Do I MALL SHOP wrong, where the sluts at!
This one is a reddit girl named Lily Flowers and her in-store nudity is so nude it deserves to be shared, to go viral, to make hopes and dreams of a fun and naked shopping experience feel attainable. If anything, they should hire her as their mascot or spokesperson.
I am a fan of this kind of extreme sport, adrenaline pumping, public nudity!
Here’s a video that’s going viral….I mean it could be old, it could be new, it could just be the product of a drunk girl who had to pee not caring that the bathroom in which she’s peeing in has an open toilet, which may seen weird for you STALL SNOBS, but I’ve been in may bathrooms, mainly gas station bathrooms, with urinal and toilet side by side and I’ve looked at it in wonderment, thinking, if only a woman came in here to pee next to me.
They are pushing this as the benefit of Gender Neutral bathrooms, you know making friends in all the right places, with your pants literally down, but the big issue is if this open format bathroom involves shitting…..which happens to ruin everything.
We already know that gender neutral bathrooms lead to rape, sexual assault and other uncomfortable things, but it doesn’t have to.
I’ve peed in plenty of sinks at parties while girls are peeing next to me and it didn’t lead to rape, just a mocking of my micro cock, which I guess made me the vicim of sexual assault…#MeToo….
We also know that women’s bathrooms are far more vile and disgusting then men’s bathroom, as we’ve all spent our fair share of time in them.
I just don’t understand why we can’t have individual bathrooms, since going to expel our waste as a collective group is pretty intrusive to me….I mean unless there’s some hot pussy in there with me, but from my experience, it never involves hot pussy in there with me.
Here’s a video of some chicks can fly at least on a plane from El Salvador to Brazil where they turn the experience into a brawl.
Apparently, 15 chicks went at it before the Flight Waitresses, who are generally fucking useless, tried to break it up, and with any solid cat fight, tits were pulled out and bodies were shows….reminding us all that the hispanic woman is a special breed of fiery and crazy….which generally makes the fuck fuck better.
It’s just too bad it wasn’t shot better, or that I couldn’t see a little more cunt…but I’ll take it since Chick Fights can be erotic…
Below is a video of some other chicks fighting on land, not quite as erotic but it made me laugh because of the solid diabetes finishing move.
There is a pretty funny clip that is circulating the internet because the internet is a heartless place that doesn’t care about feelings because we are humans and our instinct is to laugh at each other, even over our misfortunes, it’s a kick em when they are down programming and the internet was built on trolling and cyberbullying, until everyone pretended to have a conscious and turned to talking shit off the record, while pretending to care about other people and inclusivity while online, the one place where laughing at each other mattered…and still matters and will always matter because laughing at people is fun.
Anyway, the clip is basically a dig at inclusivity, because people with brains see how brand pander to the inclusivity thing and try to level up on being as inclusive as possible, instead of just hiring the right person for the job, they go out of their way to level up all in efforts to go viral, get some social credit points, etc.
So we’re in a place where being fat isn’t enough, everyone is fat….being black isn’t enough, even though Black Lives Matter and they pretend that black people have no representation, being crippled isn’t enough, because amputees are real, they are people and I am all for them doing anything they want, even bikini model….assuming they are hot enough….that’s not the issue, I actually know 2-3 hot amputees…and I think amputee influencers are more interesting than full bodied influencers, they have a hook….but this is about being USED by a brand.
So this brand decided to put them all together, you know for inclusivity, for baiting the “we care about all people” by getting a fat black amputee hobbling down the runway, she may also be a trans to make the pandering even better….
I will say that this bitch is brave because she’s go no business being there and is just an over the top diversity hire being USED by the brand…..so in this case, stripping down to a bikini when you have no business doing it is brave….even though I generally hate that shit, but in this case…THIS is the victim.
It’s still pretty hilarious though….on the brand, kinda sad for the model….
It happened back in JULY at Miami Swim Week, so I have no idea why it’s a thing now, but maybe people are getting fed up with how obvious these motherfuckers are.
