Do you ever lay in bed at night thinking about how different Sofia Vergara’s life would be if she didn’t have the tits…

If some terrible accident or cancerous disease took those tits would her obnoxious over the top Spanish accent be as charming, viral and well paid?

Or are you like me and you do your best to forget celebrities exist, even the ones who come in illegally to steal your jobs, because you’re far too lazy and a drug cartel family from Colombia know all the right people to help make American dreams come true, due to human trafficking…

You know, since celebrity is dead…and no one gives a fuck about celebrities….but there tits aren’t bad even in their late 50s like Vergaras’.

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