In the 90s, I remember there being two distinct models that were constantly piunned against each other.

In the 90s, I was doing a lot of hard partying and don’t remember much.

The models were Claudia Schiffer and Cindy Crawford and for whatever reason, I thought Cindy Crawford was an overrated all-american pile of shit with a growth on her face..

While Claudia Schiffer, was an Aryan from Germany, possibly out of the Eugenics program but probably too young to be from the Eugenics progam.

Just an interesting-faced blonde chick who looked like a model and not like some American chick drinking a Pepsi at the ball game with a growth on her face.

I was never in debates about who was hotter, Schiffer or Crawford because we didn’t do those kinds of things or talk about those kinds of things, I know there were nerds who did, but I was more into trying to fuck actual chicks not pictures of chicks.

It wasn’t until the internet and this site turned me into a weird celebrity dissecting freak with daily updates about these assholes…

Well, as it turns out Schiffer has a daughter named Clementine and OH MY DARLING, does she have giant tits….

Check em out…those tits could EAT Kaia Gerber in one accidentally nipple swallow…not that nipples have retrograde mechanisms like your balls do, but I’d figure they are built to suck the milk back in to prevent drippage and if they are….these dids sucking the milk back in could bring Kaia Gerber with it…

So these who is hotter, who would you rather, nerd shit is multi-generational….apparently…and I’m the creepy neighbor looking over the fence when hot daughter shows up after college…

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