Eiza Gonzalez is some overhyped Mexican actress coming to steal your jobs.

Thanks to being rich and famous, she doesn’t get deported out of the USA, which is a lesson to anyone who wants to move to America, do it when you are rich and famous and you won’t end up in a detainment facility in CUBA waiting on your fate.

There’s the whole legal way of doing things when you are rich and famous, which is a reminder that when you are rich and famous life is better.

Instead of saying EAT THE RICH, in some poor person protest of loserdom, maybe try to become the rich through trolling efforts that allow you to fucking win like you were Eiza Gonzalez….

I don’t really give a fuck about her and all her Plastic Surgery to rebuild herself into a babe.

I do like that her WIKIPEDIA states she had a compulsive eating disorder where she’d just keep on eating….which when they look like Eiza is a good thing, but when they look like my wife, is a terrifying thing…both in look and in smell….

She did a photoshoot with FLAUNT MAGAZINE, which was once edgy and hip…the shoot is boring…but apparently a nip slip from the shoot was released to the internet in hopes of generating hype around legacy media and useless celebrity hired to be the jerk off material in movies….

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