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2020

14

Oct

Billie Eilish’s Fat Titty of the Day

These are a few days old, but I saw them in the FORUM yesterday and shit’s gone viral, at least viral in terms of DrunkenStepfather, since we aren’t a relevant site, where over 500 people have seen the monster tits…

As a small titty lover…who in high school was dating the fat girl with the big tits because she had some sort of handicapped and let me have sex with her retard ass, so long as I gave her baked goods…in what I never expected to be a self fulfilling prophecy or at least a glimpse into my future life where I’m married to a fat retard who gets off on baked goods….but I alway envied the smaller tits and the tighter body on said tits….

But I forget that ya’ll are Americans, where 99 percent of the population is a Walmart shopping pig with diabetes…all limbless and angry….so someone as fat as Billie Eilish is considered slim…and someone as fat titty as Billie Eilish is considered exciting…

I am not a believer in the hype Billie Eilish had last year, I thought it was a hokey bullshit act…a viral song gone viral doing what other people have done countless times before her…being praised like a hero or a prodigy or an artist…when she’s just some LA hipster follower bullshit trying to be edgy and interesting…making her neither edgy or interesting….so I don’t buy into their LA based scam…but the rest of the world does…

So as a country of big titty lovers, despite how gross the host body tits are, here’s your pop icon Billie Eilish and her big tits…because they are big..but so is the rest of her.

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2020

27

May

Billie Eilish Complaining About Her Tits of the Day

Billie Eilish released a song and music video that she’s calling a short film because she’s a pretentious cunt who doesn’t realize that everything about her is just a clickbait cash grab lie….anyone who believes in these people as if they are “artists” are fucking idiots….the only people who think of them as artists may be themselves because their “teams” just see them as dollar signs and the fans are just idiots who don’t know what the fuck to think…

ANYWAY, this scam that is being called a short film is also called “Not My Responsibility” about her body and tits, which is obviously bullshit clickbait, running off a trending topic to get the hits and it’s hard to not hate EVERYTHING going on in media, entertainment and music. All these people are dumb fucks.

The video is on YoutTube but I’m not linking it because she’s not someone I want you to cum to, I don’t want to contribute even one click, which it would only be about one click her way. I just want to call her fat, gross and a lot of hype with no substance…not the first time this happens, it seems to be the norm….

So here are some GIFS from the video to see the big lunch lady tits Billie is crying about..

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2020

13

Jan

Billie Eilish Wet Tits Cause she’s 18 of the Day

Sexualizing Billie Eilish cause she’s finally 18 was the alternate title (it was her birthday) , but I don’t like sexualizing shit.

I know there are people out there who are into sexualizing shit. Either watching a girl shit, seeing the stool penetrate and stretch an anus out as it falls into the toilet, or on the sick fuck’s chest….then there’s the people who make art with their own feces…nature’s homemade brown tones….the whole thing makes me sick…it’s just not my thing…

Billie Eilish, the boy wonder, is just not my thing either…and pretty much the equivalent to shit.

I realize that she was created as some “next big thing” and that she makes money for her agents and management because people are drawn to her. I know she’s making fucking money but I don’t like that whole vibe, her whole look….but maybe now that she’s 18…I’ll take a different approach and dive into jerking off to her ass in bike shorts…because this is what pop culture is giving us, I guess I’ll take it.

Here she is in some tight shorts fucking the floor in her music video
Billie Eillish Tight Yoga Shorts Ass Ocean eyes

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